Figure 'Em Out!
The last thing I want this page to be is a man hating feed for all the angst ridden women out there-but I really can't help the fact that there's just so much to bitch about the male race, that full stops become redundant.
I've distantly heard about a certain pedigree breed of the male form, now I'm in close contact. The sweet talking kind who knows all the right buttons to press,the one who can get almost anything they want from even the most disinterested and wariest girl without coming across as desperate or pushy. Nope, nowhere near those.
He then steps back so far, it's almost impossible to even catch a glimpse of a shadow, sending every anxious nerve in you into overdrive.
He would call like five or six times a day in the beginning of the 'relationship', but when he's aware that he has got you hooked, his replies to YOUR calls are monosyllabic.
What used to be,"Hey, gorgeous!" now it's "Yeah?"
Or you could be just getting into your bed, maybe even already in bed for that matter, wearing your raggedy shorts on unsightly unshaven legs when he asks you out for a drink. Without a bat of an eyelid, you're at the door sporting jeans, wildly conjuring excuses should your parents suspiciously question you.Now,he's too tired. F*ck, you were standing at the gates of Dreamland!
Keep in mind that you didn't give horsecrap about him in 'that way' initially-it was the other way around!Thought this only happened in Dr Phil's self help books.
An unanswered call was ALWAYS be reciprocated with a call- today, you should jump with glee if you get that SMS beep within the next hour. Days of yore saw him digging deep for a tissue when you trickled a tear, now he gets up and literally walks away!
To the men who fit the bill, I salute your complexity- it keeps the human race in check. But for the women who stick around, I would if I could, rebuild Rome for you as a symbol of my awe.
Frankly, I cannot begin to decipher them. Do they even want the relationship in the first place? Is a relationship awarded to the fairer ones just to pacify them, to justify their unnatural 'just friends' gestures? What? WHAT?
Why should things change?
So you're busy, can you not you say that in a full sentence? Fine, so you cant. Can you at least call back and explain then? Even with divinely intervention, how is she to know that you care a damn? Should she be holding on to the echoing words you uttered months ago?
Its maddening when women get emotionally attached, especially when they have vowed not to. The classic testosterone laced line is "I've had enough of this from my past relationships. I don't want to deal with this again,". And we're expected to live by that!
Men somehow think that it's perfectly acceptable for them to lug about their baggage but absolutely nonsensical for us to leaf through our old pictures,letters and smile.
Together now, "MEN!". Now sigh.
All she wants is the reassurance that you're there and the abiliy to feel it from within. She's not going to get that by sitting and meditating on the relationship. She needs you in all the ways that matter.
I've distantly heard about a certain pedigree breed of the male form, now I'm in close contact. The sweet talking kind who knows all the right buttons to press,the one who can get almost anything they want from even the most disinterested and wariest girl without coming across as desperate or pushy. Nope, nowhere near those.
He then steps back so far, it's almost impossible to even catch a glimpse of a shadow, sending every anxious nerve in you into overdrive.
He would call like five or six times a day in the beginning of the 'relationship', but when he's aware that he has got you hooked, his replies to YOUR calls are monosyllabic.
What used to be,"Hey, gorgeous!" now it's "Yeah?"
Or you could be just getting into your bed, maybe even already in bed for that matter, wearing your raggedy shorts on unsightly unshaven legs when he asks you out for a drink. Without a bat of an eyelid, you're at the door sporting jeans, wildly conjuring excuses should your parents suspiciously question you.Now,he's too tired. F*ck, you were standing at the gates of Dreamland!
Keep in mind that you didn't give horsecrap about him in 'that way' initially-it was the other way around!Thought this only happened in Dr Phil's self help books.
An unanswered call was ALWAYS be reciprocated with a call- today, you should jump with glee if you get that SMS beep within the next hour. Days of yore saw him digging deep for a tissue when you trickled a tear, now he gets up and literally walks away!
To the men who fit the bill, I salute your complexity- it keeps the human race in check. But for the women who stick around, I would if I could, rebuild Rome for you as a symbol of my awe.
Frankly, I cannot begin to decipher them. Do they even want the relationship in the first place? Is a relationship awarded to the fairer ones just to pacify them, to justify their unnatural 'just friends' gestures? What? WHAT?
Why should things change?
So you're busy, can you not you say that in a full sentence? Fine, so you cant. Can you at least call back and explain then? Even with divinely intervention, how is she to know that you care a damn? Should she be holding on to the echoing words you uttered months ago?
Its maddening when women get emotionally attached, especially when they have vowed not to. The classic testosterone laced line is "I've had enough of this from my past relationships. I don't want to deal with this again,". And we're expected to live by that!
Men somehow think that it's perfectly acceptable for them to lug about their baggage but absolutely nonsensical for us to leaf through our old pictures,letters and smile.
Together now, "MEN!". Now sigh.
All she wants is the reassurance that you're there and the abiliy to feel it from within. She's not going to get that by sitting and meditating on the relationship. She needs you in all the ways that matter.
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