My Milkshake
Maya once told me that a girl should never dance to this song. I'm sorry girl, I backed on what I agreed.I couldn't help it, it caught on to me! And besides, with a pair like mine, I have to be an advocate..no?
Mine has always been subject of conversations.
"Anu who? The one with the boobs?"
"Guys are only after her for her boobs, nothing else"
"I feel like I'm talking to your boobs,man. They're like, so in my face!"
Then raise your head, you nitwit!Wont cause you any spinal injuries!I cant bring mine lower now, can I?
This is a new one...I shouldn't be worried about airbags when I need to purchase a car, coz I've got my own. (Okla, I'll admit it's funny.ONCE!)
If my closest-to-heart buddies had feelings, I'm sure they'd be irreversibly hurt.
No one understands my sad plight.
Girlfriends express their envy ("Anu, give me one also enough d" they'd say.)
Guy friends say its a gift ( you know what would be a gift? A watch!That's a gift)
They seem to think having huge ones is all rosy. Well ignorant ones, they're not. They attract unnecessary attention.
Come 20 years from now, I have to deal with backaches and sagging boobies, no one's gonna be envious then. Forget 20 years from now, it's so hard to like get a proper bra in this damned country today.
Every god damned thing is tailored for the flat chested, hipless lian-next-door. Doesn't help when the saleslady looks at yours as an impossible mission.
I hate squeezing through crowds. Not only have I to worry about my behind grazing against somebody, I have to think about the helpless ones in front.Even I were to be fondled, it's hard to accuse the culprit coz he could get away by crying self defense!
Now, there are only 3 reasons to be grateful for this bust:
1)They create an illusion that my waist is smaller than what it is.
2)It hides my tummy a little.
2)I'm gonna have healthy babies.
You know what would be nice? To donate one to charity, and bahagi the other into 2...there..simple maths and it'd be just fine. You wont hear me bitching about it no more..
Sometimes I forget that I'm not anonymous.
Mine has always been subject of conversations.
"Anu who? The one with the boobs?"
"Guys are only after her for her boobs, nothing else"
"I feel like I'm talking to your boobs,man. They're like, so in my face!"
Then raise your head, you nitwit!Wont cause you any spinal injuries!I cant bring mine lower now, can I?
This is a new one...I shouldn't be worried about airbags when I need to purchase a car, coz I've got my own. (Okla, I'll admit it's funny.ONCE!)
If my closest-to-heart buddies had feelings, I'm sure they'd be irreversibly hurt.
No one understands my sad plight.
Girlfriends express their envy ("Anu, give me one also enough d" they'd say.)
Guy friends say its a gift ( you know what would be a gift? A watch!That's a gift)
They seem to think having huge ones is all rosy. Well ignorant ones, they're not. They attract unnecessary attention.
Come 20 years from now, I have to deal with backaches and sagging boobies, no one's gonna be envious then. Forget 20 years from now, it's so hard to like get a proper bra in this damned country today.
Every god damned thing is tailored for the flat chested, hipless lian-next-door. Doesn't help when the saleslady looks at yours as an impossible mission.
I hate squeezing through crowds. Not only have I to worry about my behind grazing against somebody, I have to think about the helpless ones in front.Even I were to be fondled, it's hard to accuse the culprit coz he could get away by crying self defense!
Now, there are only 3 reasons to be grateful for this bust:
1)They create an illusion that my waist is smaller than what it is.
2)It hides my tummy a little.
2)I'm gonna have healthy babies.
You know what would be nice? To donate one to charity, and bahagi the other into 2...there..simple maths and it'd be just fine. You wont hear me bitching about it no more..
Sometimes I forget that I'm not anonymous.
10 Comments:
Interesting post about your boobies :P I understand the attention that they may attract, but hey girl, while you've got 'em, flaunt 'em ^_^
i'm your exact opposite :)
they refer to me as "the one without the boobs?"
i relate. im a chinese girl with boobs, and ive gotten so used to the leering that its actually normal for me now. how sick is that? :p
norzara:
I know, people tell me that all the time!the thing is,they flaunt themselves...there's only so much of attention you can handle ;)
Priscilla:
Up for a trade?
heheh...
guess what they say is true..everyone wants what they dont have.
It's human nature..
sarah:
Very sick indeed...an i feel you.we're in the same boat, huh?
you know,when i was walking back the other day, there was this old man who looked at me and smiled..I was just about to smile back, me being the ever-so-friendly person I am..
Then he cupped his chest with both hands and gave me the thumbs up sign...can you believe that?
sick perv..
Hope a starved mongrel rips his balls off one day...
Dont worry Anu....i never noticed them till you spoke bout it on the blog. To tell you the truth...i always thought that you were flat chested....hmmm...how did i miss em??? Well I will make sure i check it out properly the next time ok.
Shaman:
Never noticed them,huh?
You're part of the inspiration for this entry..:P
hey you few stops away only?? i live near kl sentral lah. come lah for a drink. i'll blanja :-)
Inbam:
Set...next week la.hows that?
interesting. you put up an entry about your breasts.. and get the attention of a guy who wants to meet you... and you agree???
well, whatever you fancy.
be safe. dont become a statistic.
hahaha thats hilarious! this meeting up has nothing to do with the breast entry dude/dudette! its a continuation from a previous conversation.
hey anu... if you thinking twice now, then its ok ;-p but if you still want the teh tarik, i'm free this sunday.
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