A Malaysian Defined
Here are 20 simple ways to tell if you're a Malaysian..
1. You don't stand on the left and allow others to pass when you're using an escalator
2.You call everyone 'Boss'
3.You think it's okay to quietly ease your way into a queue...and then say 'oops, sorry ah...didn't know you were in the line' when the person behind taps you sharply.
4.You're mildly racist.
5.You're intrigued by the tallest 'Roti Tisu' and the 'Longest Pohpiah.
6.You'd purposely look for the 'Untuk Warga Istimewa' seats on the LRT and plonk your asses there.
7.It's against your principles to flush public toilets.
Then you write to the newspapers, bitching about how filthy they are.
8.You dig deep in your purse for one cent coints to give to the toll lady and the cashier in McDonalds.
9.Your mission in life is to do stupid stunts to get your name in the Malaysian Book Of Records.
10.You think your organization's Piagam Pelanggan is the Pelanggan's Piagam.
11.You want everything to be 'tarik-ed'
12.You think KLCC and Putrajaya were good investments.
13.You think anything Western is a threat to National Security.
Yet you study there, holiday there,ape and adore whites(so putih gebu, what).
14.You claim that you're all for inter-racial unions, but disown your child when he brings home an alien coloured future bride.
15.You think that your Ministers are human manifestations of Divine Powers, and are incapable of anything ungodly.
No? Explain why Samy is still up there?
16.You dig coffee breaks and the highlight of every meeting is what's under the food cover.
17.You never empty your trays at fastfood restaurants, don't say 'excuse me' and you make those 'rat noises' when you want to call the waiter.
18.You charge into trains/LRTs like a cow that's just seen red. To hell with those who need to alight.
19.You take great joy in letting everyone around you follow your telephone conversations. Makes you feel important and gives you a sense of worthiness..
20.You make countless trips to your son's school to 'uphold justice'.
Nevermind that he's a tyrant and a bully, no one messes with your family's honor.
1. You don't stand on the left and allow others to pass when you're using an escalator
2.You call everyone 'Boss'
3.You think it's okay to quietly ease your way into a queue...and then say 'oops, sorry ah...didn't know you were in the line' when the person behind taps you sharply.
4.You're mildly racist.
5.You're intrigued by the tallest 'Roti Tisu' and the 'Longest Pohpiah.
6.You'd purposely look for the 'Untuk Warga Istimewa' seats on the LRT and plonk your asses there.
7.It's against your principles to flush public toilets.
Then you write to the newspapers, bitching about how filthy they are.
8.You dig deep in your purse for one cent coints to give to the toll lady and the cashier in McDonalds.
9.Your mission in life is to do stupid stunts to get your name in the Malaysian Book Of Records.
10.You think your organization's Piagam Pelanggan is the Pelanggan's Piagam.
11.You want everything to be 'tarik-ed'
12.You think KLCC and Putrajaya were good investments.
13.You think anything Western is a threat to National Security.
Yet you study there, holiday there,ape and adore whites(so putih gebu, what).
14.You claim that you're all for inter-racial unions, but disown your child when he brings home an alien coloured future bride.
15.You think that your Ministers are human manifestations of Divine Powers, and are incapable of anything ungodly.
No? Explain why Samy is still up there?
16.You dig coffee breaks and the highlight of every meeting is what's under the food cover.
17.You never empty your trays at fastfood restaurants, don't say 'excuse me' and you make those 'rat noises' when you want to call the waiter.
18.You charge into trains/LRTs like a cow that's just seen red. To hell with those who need to alight.
19.You take great joy in letting everyone around you follow your telephone conversations. Makes you feel important and gives you a sense of worthiness..
20.You make countless trips to your son's school to 'uphold justice'.
Nevermind that he's a tyrant and a bully, no one messes with your family's honor.
6 Comments:
very true...
Hmmm...that means I'm not Malaysian at all.
Oh well...:)
oh yes. they are so true. yet, no one escapes from this list. i like the Samy one. can anyone explain that??
i don't call anyone boss. :p
and i'm not racist either, so just by those two accounts, i guess i'm not a malaysian.
wow, from your list of 20, i can only 'barely' relate to 4 of them. not really a 'true malaysian' i guess...
21. When someone cleverly points our how ridiculous us malaysians are, you try very hard to deny your malaysian-ness ;-p
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