The only experiment that went right in my 22-going-on-23 years of life!
I've been studying so hard...my poor overworked brain!
My accomplishment for the day:
Completed flavours, coloring, pigments, additives in food.
Anyhows, after finally cramping all that info into my single brain cell, i thought i'd reward myself a lil. With a face mask. Not just any face mask, mind you.
Taren and I were cleaning up the rack in the kitchen where we place all the spices and stuff, when we came across this glass jar containing oats (that I bought in my first year...thats right, first year! Forgot it was there...)
So the hero decided to use the oats and make like some sorta funky homemade organic mask.
Now, with my recently acquired knowled in food chemistry (actually, you dont need to do wat i do to know this la, but i just felt like bragging..hehhe) we needed a thickener, something to hold it together to create a paste...
Talk about a practical experiment!
Opened the fridge...saw the eggs...stopped to think bout the smell...made a face..decided WTF...broke the egg, added some water...mixed it a lil..and viola!
Taren: Bitch...you go first!
Me: Why me la??????
Taren: Shut up and lean your head back!
Me: Ok,Ok!!
There she was, in pure glee...slathering me with the oaty paste. Nevermind that it spilt onto my Tshirt, INTO my tshirt and on my neck. Her kind of sick fun!
And she was goin near my lips n all, I could almost taste the gross-looking thing.
Me: Enough d la...I'm not hungry!
Taren: I'm gonna stuff this shit in your mouth if you dont shut up now...You want cucumbers for your eyes?
Me:Hmmmmm...
So she goes to the fridge n gets Li Yens bluff Ponds Cucumber slices thingy and jabs it into my eyes.
Taren: Ok now, for once...QUIET!!
Me: But aren't you gonna put some too?
Taren: You tell me how it is later, and I'll decide....
Me:Put now la...togedher-gedher...
Taren:Who's gonna put for me???
I forgot that I was blinded by the cucumbers...
Anyways...about 15 mins after that, I started to feel as if the paste grew claws, the way it was stretching and pulling at my skin...
OK!Time to wash....
The gunk didnt look like it was gonna go down the sink or toilet bowl without jamming the pipeholes...so i had to hover over the bin n clean my face before washing.
Forget that it looked like what it did, and the texture was far from appealing...the potion did work! It left my skin feeling cool and purified...hehheh.
My face was glowing...and I looked fairer( for once Taren agreed with something I said)
It was awesome!
Taren: Ok now, my turn!
Me: You're lucky this experiment worked...or else.....
Ok..time to be Cinderella n tapau dinner for my darling,lazy Tarro and Elaine...then hit PROTEIN! Joy!
My accomplishment for the day:
Completed flavours, coloring, pigments, additives in food.
Anyhows, after finally cramping all that info into my single brain cell, i thought i'd reward myself a lil. With a face mask. Not just any face mask, mind you.
Taren and I were cleaning up the rack in the kitchen where we place all the spices and stuff, when we came across this glass jar containing oats (that I bought in my first year...thats right, first year! Forgot it was there...)
So the hero decided to use the oats and make like some sorta funky homemade organic mask.
Now, with my recently acquired knowled in food chemistry (actually, you dont need to do wat i do to know this la, but i just felt like bragging..hehhe) we needed a thickener, something to hold it together to create a paste...
Talk about a practical experiment!
Opened the fridge...saw the eggs...stopped to think bout the smell...made a face..decided WTF...broke the egg, added some water...mixed it a lil..and viola!
Taren: Bitch...you go first!
Me: Why me la??????
Taren: Shut up and lean your head back!
Me: Ok,Ok!!
There she was, in pure glee...slathering me with the oaty paste. Nevermind that it spilt onto my Tshirt, INTO my tshirt and on my neck. Her kind of sick fun!
And she was goin near my lips n all, I could almost taste the gross-looking thing.
Me: Enough d la...I'm not hungry!
Taren: I'm gonna stuff this shit in your mouth if you dont shut up now...You want cucumbers for your eyes?
Me:Hmmmmm...
So she goes to the fridge n gets Li Yens bluff Ponds Cucumber slices thingy and jabs it into my eyes.
Taren: Ok now, for once...QUIET!!
Me: But aren't you gonna put some too?
Taren: You tell me how it is later, and I'll decide....
Me:Put now la...togedher-gedher...
Taren:Who's gonna put for me???
I forgot that I was blinded by the cucumbers...
Anyways...about 15 mins after that, I started to feel as if the paste grew claws, the way it was stretching and pulling at my skin...
OK!Time to wash....
The gunk didnt look like it was gonna go down the sink or toilet bowl without jamming the pipeholes...so i had to hover over the bin n clean my face before washing.
Forget that it looked like what it did, and the texture was far from appealing...the potion did work! It left my skin feeling cool and purified...hehheh.
My face was glowing...and I looked fairer( for once Taren agreed with something I said)
It was awesome!
Taren: Ok now, my turn!
Me: You're lucky this experiment worked...or else.....
Ok..time to be Cinderella n tapau dinner for my darling,lazy Tarro and Elaine...then hit PROTEIN! Joy!
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