100 Crappings From Yours Truly Vol 2
Okay...this is like half a year overdue...You can read 100 Crappings From Yours Truly Vol 1 here.
Pat has been bugging me to continue where I left off..
51. Cant stand chicks who tayang their bra straps,or other 'strings'/glimpses of material...irritates me. There's a reason why they're called UNDERGARMENTS...
52. I hate coffee. MMA should go after those who advocate coffee...bloody bitter diarrhea-inducing potion...
53. I have a soft spot for mummy's boys...In this sense, i'll admit that I'm kinda weird,coz a huge percentage of the girls I know can't bear being with men who'd pick mummy over them..
Me?I'd gladly let him run to the outstretched arms of mummy dearest...I think it's sweet.
Call me a nutcase..its a personal preference...
And no, I'm not trying to bodek mum-in-law k...
54. As much as I refuse to admit this, I kinda love my pesky lil bro. He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but I guess that excusable coz it comes along with having testosterones..;)
I know he's got my back. It was kinda weird at first, with him opening up to me bout the chicks in his life., but it's all cool now..
54. I hate it when I crack my joints and people say,"Dont do like that...after your fingers will become big and ugly.No more like girls hands,boys dont like".
Yeah. Like I give two hoots about what boys like and dont. My hands! I'll do whatever I want with it..
55. I dont like things that make me feel stupid. Think chess and video games. And I cant play mahjong to save my life...try teaching me a zillion times, and I wont get it...
Ok la...I suck at it...Thought i'd project it on the object....just a shot!
56. My dad thinks that I think that the only reason he's been put on this earth if to feed me with material goodness....Pa, you're right..
Hahah..I love my acha, there's just something about being in his presence...
Despite that, I'm still not Daddy's girl...hhmmmpphhh!!
57. I luuurrrrrrvvvveee the smell of ciggies...i think it's kinda sexy.
Pls note: Personal Preference. Again.
While my friends rush home to wash their hair after clubbing, I'd sleep face burried in my jeans, or in someone's hair that still lingers of the smell...
That means I like the smell of arcades too..
58. Sambrani, paint and petrol smells real good too...
59. I've discovered a new addiction. Shoes.
That doesn't mean I splurge on it though. It's very rare that I find something I really like,and when I do......
60. If no man wants me by the age of 30, I'm not gonna worry. Coz I've already 'secured' 2 proposals...So, if all else fails.....:)
I just hope they don't get hitched before that la....Then what?Die a virgin...??
61. I've made a new resolution. I shall no more go looking for happiness. If its supposed to happen, so be it...
Otherwise, it's too much of a hassle!
62. I've been called a chatterbox.
Nevermind,nevermind....I shall take that as a compliment for the time being.....
The irony of it, I've also been called 'walkman mute' coz I CAN get quiet...so there! I CAN!
63.I wish i could keep all my good friends in a box, and access them whenever I want.
That'll be nice,innit?
65.I think all new borns look like mutated, deformed lizards. They ALL look alike. Pink-pink. Yuck...Pisses me off when someone says,"Wah...so cute ah the baby"..
Come on! Who are you kidding?
And then they ask you,"Look like the father or mother ah?"
If I wouldnt get shot saying "Looks like a reptile!", I really would...
Their features arent developed yet to tell....so why ask stupid questions???
66. The sweetest thing a person has wrote me was a very,very long message from a friend who didn't know what he meant to me...I'm glad he finally did..here's just an excerpt of what he wrote...
but i also remember you being quite reserved around me somewhat (i never really pondered on that question), maybe it was because i never took the time or walk the EXTRA extra inch to get to know you. maybe i was just dumb. im so sorry anu...
as the semester is closing this year and both of my most treassured and unsung friends are graduating, i cant help but look back and wished soo hard that if only i had approached things differently. why didnt i realize this sooner?
I will miss you more than ill ever know. God bless, good luck and all the best.
Brought me to tears, it did....
67.My biggest fan is Pat. She ADORES me....I'm not being perasan...just ask her and see. She always wants to wear what I was wearing, though its 6 times her size. She'd only buy clothes if I said it was nice. That's why amma cant get her to buy anything without me around. I thought her how to wear hoops and mini's,and now she's breaking boys hearts...
Pat used to wash my school shoes for me and clean Jo's poo when it was my turn for Rm 1...talk about cheap labour...;)
68. My greatest acheivement was getting paid for articles that I wrote for USM's research bulletin, Frontier.
Meet and interview a few good looking lecturers, pretend you're interested in whatever beyond-comprehension research they're doing,praise them to the skies...
Now, thats a good way to make money.
The front cover read, Text and Graphics: Anucia Elizabeth Chacko (and of course some other people la,but this is my site...so let me gloat!)
Glamour giler!!
69. I get a lil sakit hati when my hair gets messed up. You cant believe how much of time it takes to place all the strands in perfection and to try n get the baby hair to look like some kinda funky bangs. But I've come to realise that however nicely I do my hair before leaving the house, the next second I glance into a mirror, it's not the way it was when I left home...so i've quit obssessing with it too much.
70. I've got the worst of the Indian traits. Humungous hips and bad hair. 22 years and I havent come to terms with it. God better have great plans for me!
71. Dont expect me to understand fancy poetry. It's too deep, beyong the capacity of this single-celled brain.
If you've got something to say, say it in Ingrish...faham?
72. I'm currently jobless, and hating it...so if you know of a kind soul who'd give this 'non-mandarin' speaking girl a decent job..let me know ya!
73.If theres one thing I could wish for, it'd be to take a 1 minute glimpse of what my life would be like 10 years from now. I need validation as to what I'm doing now is gonna be of any use later...I dont fancy wasting time..
74. The one and only celebrity crush I've had was Reshmonu. Note the past tense. That was before he was married la. I've learnt to let go....*sigh*
Always happens to me...Anucia never gets what she wants...;)
75. Getting tired of this....running low on fuel, need to eat and get a haircut (ease the burden of that single cell)...will continue soon!
And btw, I find it hard to believe that a guy and a girl can be best friends without some kinda 'feelings' developing at some point or other...(acting on it is another matter)
I'm just saying that if you didnt feel it,I'm pretty sure she did...
you might disagree, but how would you know? maybe she just didnt tell you?
Its just my hypothesis...not a theory till proven right...
Laterz!
Pat has been bugging me to continue where I left off..
51. Cant stand chicks who tayang their bra straps,or other 'strings'/glimpses of material...irritates me. There's a reason why they're called UNDERGARMENTS...
52. I hate coffee. MMA should go after those who advocate coffee...bloody bitter diarrhea-inducing potion...
53. I have a soft spot for mummy's boys...In this sense, i'll admit that I'm kinda weird,coz a huge percentage of the girls I know can't bear being with men who'd pick mummy over them..
Me?I'd gladly let him run to the outstretched arms of mummy dearest...I think it's sweet.
Call me a nutcase..its a personal preference...
And no, I'm not trying to bodek mum-in-law k...
54. As much as I refuse to admit this, I kinda love my pesky lil bro. He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but I guess that excusable coz it comes along with having testosterones..;)
I know he's got my back. It was kinda weird at first, with him opening up to me bout the chicks in his life., but it's all cool now..
54. I hate it when I crack my joints and people say,"Dont do like that...after your fingers will become big and ugly.No more like girls hands,boys dont like".
Yeah. Like I give two hoots about what boys like and dont. My hands! I'll do whatever I want with it..
55. I dont like things that make me feel stupid. Think chess and video games. And I cant play mahjong to save my life...try teaching me a zillion times, and I wont get it...
Ok la...I suck at it...Thought i'd project it on the object....just a shot!
56. My dad thinks that I think that the only reason he's been put on this earth if to feed me with material goodness....Pa, you're right..
Hahah..I love my acha, there's just something about being in his presence...
Despite that, I'm still not Daddy's girl...hhmmmpphhh!!
57. I luuurrrrrrvvvveee the smell of ciggies...i think it's kinda sexy.
Pls note: Personal Preference. Again.
While my friends rush home to wash their hair after clubbing, I'd sleep face burried in my jeans, or in someone's hair that still lingers of the smell...
That means I like the smell of arcades too..
58. Sambrani, paint and petrol smells real good too...
59. I've discovered a new addiction. Shoes.
That doesn't mean I splurge on it though. It's very rare that I find something I really like,and when I do......
60. If no man wants me by the age of 30, I'm not gonna worry. Coz I've already 'secured' 2 proposals...So, if all else fails.....:)
I just hope they don't get hitched before that la....Then what?Die a virgin...??
61. I've made a new resolution. I shall no more go looking for happiness. If its supposed to happen, so be it...
Otherwise, it's too much of a hassle!
62. I've been called a chatterbox.
Nevermind,nevermind....I shall take that as a compliment for the time being.....
The irony of it, I've also been called 'walkman mute' coz I CAN get quiet...so there! I CAN!
63.I wish i could keep all my good friends in a box, and access them whenever I want.
That'll be nice,innit?
65.I think all new borns look like mutated, deformed lizards. They ALL look alike. Pink-pink. Yuck...Pisses me off when someone says,"Wah...so cute ah the baby"..
Come on! Who are you kidding?
And then they ask you,"Look like the father or mother ah?"
If I wouldnt get shot saying "Looks like a reptile!", I really would...
Their features arent developed yet to tell....so why ask stupid questions???
66. The sweetest thing a person has wrote me was a very,very long message from a friend who didn't know what he meant to me...I'm glad he finally did..here's just an excerpt of what he wrote...
but i also remember you being quite reserved around me somewhat (i never really pondered on that question), maybe it was because i never took the time or walk the EXTRA extra inch to get to know you. maybe i was just dumb. im so sorry anu...
as the semester is closing this year and both of my most treassured and unsung friends are graduating, i cant help but look back and wished soo hard that if only i had approached things differently. why didnt i realize this sooner?
I will miss you more than ill ever know. God bless, good luck and all the best.
Brought me to tears, it did....
67.My biggest fan is Pat. She ADORES me....I'm not being perasan...just ask her and see. She always wants to wear what I was wearing, though its 6 times her size. She'd only buy clothes if I said it was nice. That's why amma cant get her to buy anything without me around. I thought her how to wear hoops and mini's,and now she's breaking boys hearts...
Pat used to wash my school shoes for me and clean Jo's poo when it was my turn for Rm 1...talk about cheap labour...;)
68. My greatest acheivement was getting paid for articles that I wrote for USM's research bulletin, Frontier.
Meet and interview a few good looking lecturers, pretend you're interested in whatever beyond-comprehension research they're doing,praise them to the skies...
Now, thats a good way to make money.
The front cover read, Text and Graphics: Anucia Elizabeth Chacko (and of course some other people la,but this is my site...so let me gloat!)
Glamour giler!!
69. I get a lil sakit hati when my hair gets messed up. You cant believe how much of time it takes to place all the strands in perfection and to try n get the baby hair to look like some kinda funky bangs. But I've come to realise that however nicely I do my hair before leaving the house, the next second I glance into a mirror, it's not the way it was when I left home...so i've quit obssessing with it too much.
70. I've got the worst of the Indian traits. Humungous hips and bad hair. 22 years and I havent come to terms with it. God better have great plans for me!
71. Dont expect me to understand fancy poetry. It's too deep, beyong the capacity of this single-celled brain.
If you've got something to say, say it in Ingrish...faham?
72. I'm currently jobless, and hating it...so if you know of a kind soul who'd give this 'non-mandarin' speaking girl a decent job..let me know ya!
73.If theres one thing I could wish for, it'd be to take a 1 minute glimpse of what my life would be like 10 years from now. I need validation as to what I'm doing now is gonna be of any use later...I dont fancy wasting time..
74. The one and only celebrity crush I've had was Reshmonu. Note the past tense. That was before he was married la. I've learnt to let go....*sigh*
Always happens to me...Anucia never gets what she wants...;)
75. Getting tired of this....running low on fuel, need to eat and get a haircut (ease the burden of that single cell)...will continue soon!
And btw, I find it hard to believe that a guy and a girl can be best friends without some kinda 'feelings' developing at some point or other...(acting on it is another matter)
I'm just saying that if you didnt feel it,I'm pretty sure she did...
you might disagree, but how would you know? maybe she just didnt tell you?
Its just my hypothesis...not a theory till proven right...
Laterz!
4 Comments:
anu..i may be able to help you with the reshmonu fan thing..he's moved in to PJ and lives just next to my good friend...he apparently came over with his wife to get-to-know thy neighbours..so let me know if u wanna hang around k,i'll take u straight to his doors step..hugs,gotta get back to work now!
Hey mosquito, I agree with item 57...i mean it doesnt smell sexy to me but somehow it makes me feel really calm. That was probably the main reason i started hanging out with the ciggie macha's and became one of them. Now all is lost, I cant seem to get that smell of ciggies anymore cause I have it on me constantly...so tell you what, I will quit just so that i can get enjoy the smell of ciggies again and you start smoking as i will need someone to puff around me. Deal???
Wow.. someone out there knows reshmonu????!!!? Oh Krishna! this is unbelievable. Oh my.. i'm starting to have breathing difficulties! Wow sumi... you are so cool!!! You know... I got a good friend too.. and he has a great grandfather whos girlfriend's sister's nephew's fiance's lives in Kazakhztan, and she has a 13yr old adopted son whose biological parents son-in-law actually lives next to Reshmonu's ex-girlfriend's pet iguana's previous owner's indonesian maid's neighbour.
How cool is that! Fu yio..We got so much in common! I also can take you straight the doorstep. If you're lucky.. maybe you can meet her iguanas too..hugs,gotta get back to work now!
Oh one more thing sudah lupa.. sumi.. reshmonu wanted to get to know his neighbours and not his neigbour's immature friend. tak malu ke? Some more can offer to introduce elizabeth also haha
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