The Ugly Duckling Does Not Lie!
"If you could change something about your face,what would it be?" Elaine asked me yesterday. I tried to be a lil positive and think of only ONE, but I couldn't.
"Haiyo, I wanna change the whole thing la," I retorted.
Everyone says I put myself down too much.
No, I don't fish for compliments, coz i can't handle compliments. If I cant deal with compliments, why would I be indirectly asking for them, right?
Back to Elaine's question.I was just being honest. And now I'm gonna analyse my answer. Walk with me.
1. Eyes:
-dark circles ( i never thought i had them, till this stupid saleslady tried to sell me concealer to rectify the problem, when i clearly asked her for a BRONZER)
-bloody bushy eyebrows that are joint in the centre (they say there're 7 ppl in this world that look like you.Well, if Bert from Sesame St was a person...that's one!)
-one eye has double eyelids,while the other has TRIPLE!
2.Nose-flares up when I smile. You could park a car in my nostril!
3.Lips-chapped and perpetually dry
4.Forehead-non-existent
5.Ears-prominent,coz of my short hair...i guess that can be changed la,by growing the hair.
6.Skin-Pimple plantation.Need I say more?
See, I told you I wasn't exaggerating.
While I'm on the subject, I came across this website, Shaadi.com the other day. It's a place where singles (or their kay-poh relatives) put up profiles and pictures, in the hope of finding prospective partners. You could narrow your search by choosing exactly which community you wanted this ideal person to belong to (doesn't take a genious to know that this is work of caste-aware Indians), besides the usual race and age refined search.I could see why some of them needed the service of this site, but there were lotsa good looking men that didnt belong there. And the women, HOT!
Anyway, just to have a rough idea on my current saham value, I was toying with the idea of putting up a profile of my own, see who comes my way. Hopefully it wont be the mama type who startles you with the blaring honk from his lorry,or the barber shop annai's who have a thing for emulating rat noises...yes,yes...speaking from experience!
It's not that I'm gonna layan these potential-cyber-grooms..just for fun la. See what too much of chemistry is doing to me!
Then again, imagine if friends come across my profile while browsing, not knowing my real intentions, that I'm just playing a silly game! Wwwwaaaaaa laaaauuuu...so embarassing!!
So I threw the thought out of the window...but you can't blame an ugly duckling for comtemplating such ideas now,can you?
"Haiyo, I wanna change the whole thing la," I retorted.
Everyone says I put myself down too much.
No, I don't fish for compliments, coz i can't handle compliments. If I cant deal with compliments, why would I be indirectly asking for them, right?
Back to Elaine's question.I was just being honest. And now I'm gonna analyse my answer. Walk with me.
1. Eyes:
-dark circles ( i never thought i had them, till this stupid saleslady tried to sell me concealer to rectify the problem, when i clearly asked her for a BRONZER)
-bloody bushy eyebrows that are joint in the centre (they say there're 7 ppl in this world that look like you.Well, if Bert from Sesame St was a person...that's one!)
-one eye has double eyelids,while the other has TRIPLE!
2.Nose-flares up when I smile. You could park a car in my nostril!
3.Lips-chapped and perpetually dry
4.Forehead-non-existent
5.Ears-prominent,coz of my short hair...i guess that can be changed la,by growing the hair.
6.Skin-Pimple plantation.Need I say more?
See, I told you I wasn't exaggerating.
While I'm on the subject, I came across this website, Shaadi.com the other day. It's a place where singles (or their kay-poh relatives) put up profiles and pictures, in the hope of finding prospective partners. You could narrow your search by choosing exactly which community you wanted this ideal person to belong to (doesn't take a genious to know that this is work of caste-aware Indians), besides the usual race and age refined search.I could see why some of them needed the service of this site, but there were lotsa good looking men that didnt belong there. And the women, HOT!
Anyway, just to have a rough idea on my current saham value, I was toying with the idea of putting up a profile of my own, see who comes my way. Hopefully it wont be the mama type who startles you with the blaring honk from his lorry,or the barber shop annai's who have a thing for emulating rat noises...yes,yes...speaking from experience!
It's not that I'm gonna layan these potential-cyber-grooms..just for fun la. See what too much of chemistry is doing to me!
Then again, imagine if friends come across my profile while browsing, not knowing my real intentions, that I'm just playing a silly game! Wwwwaaaaaa laaaauuuu...so embarassing!!
So I threw the thought out of the window...but you can't blame an ugly duckling for comtemplating such ideas now,can you?
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