Pizza Hut's seafood bullshit...
So it was yesterday, after watching the mouth-watering ad on Tv,did my mom,Pat and I decide to give the new Pizza Hut promo a shot.Pat's such a pizza nut anyway.
To be thoroughly honest, I'm no great fan of seafood. If I were to eat prawns, it would have to be already shelled. No crabs too. Imagine all the hassle of cracking the shell(hammering it..poor animal!) and what do you get in the end? Measly bits of tasteless crab meat. Oh,but i do enjoy sotong,though..and does ikan bilis sambal count? I'm up for that anytime...
Anyway,back to Pizza.I was pretty surprised that they only had the seafood thingy on the menu. Do they do that each time there's something new? Now, I know I'm pretty ignorant, but there's no reason for that cynical smile I see.
We ordered the first Combo Meal,with Spicy Thai for the pizza.The set came with 2 servings of seafood soup, 2 trifles, a seafood lasagne and 2 glasses of Pepsi.I've tried the Island Supreme, and i think it's pretty good.So naturally I was hinting on that.But coz my mom loves Thai food, and also because she's gonna be the one paying, I couldnt say much.
Then the waitress produced something like this board game with a spinnable arrow and a chip at the starting point. Printed on the board were some of their side disheds and you get whatever your chip lands on for free. Unlucky Pat got us a glass of Pepsi.But at least now, we each had our own drink...;)
Soup first.
It tasted as if it was boiled with stale lobsters and prawns. There were lil rectangular bits floating about. I hope it was what I think it was.*cringes*
Then came the lasagne.
Pathetic,to sum up in a word. It tasted like baked baby's puke cooked with cheese.uuurrgghhh!!!
But dont expect their regular portion of lasagne.This is much smaller. No worries though, coz by the taste of it..too much is hazardous.
Apparently they ran out of the pan crust base. So it was either stuffed crust(rm 5 more) or the classic base. Bases aside, the pizza itself was a crying affair. Firstly, it was far from spicy. It was saucy though. The bits of stringy tuna looked like it had been previously chewed on and spat directly onto the pizza. Oh,but there was a galore of crabstich meat. You know, those reddish,pinkish stuff.
The only thing nice in that combo was the dessert,the trifle.
Anyone can make that. First, custard.then layer the top with breadcrumbs and crushed cream crackers (like the base of cheesecakes).Top it of with a layer of instant crystal jelly...there, aint that simple?
Suffice to say, I spent a looooong time in the toilet after that. Finished a whole issue of CLEO..no exaggeration here..
Reliving this tale of dietary torture is horrendous. I'm beginning to feel it in my mouth...yuck!
To be thoroughly honest, I'm no great fan of seafood. If I were to eat prawns, it would have to be already shelled. No crabs too. Imagine all the hassle of cracking the shell(hammering it..poor animal!) and what do you get in the end? Measly bits of tasteless crab meat. Oh,but i do enjoy sotong,though..and does ikan bilis sambal count? I'm up for that anytime...
Anyway,back to Pizza.I was pretty surprised that they only had the seafood thingy on the menu. Do they do that each time there's something new? Now, I know I'm pretty ignorant, but there's no reason for that cynical smile I see.
We ordered the first Combo Meal,with Spicy Thai for the pizza.The set came with 2 servings of seafood soup, 2 trifles, a seafood lasagne and 2 glasses of Pepsi.I've tried the Island Supreme, and i think it's pretty good.So naturally I was hinting on that.But coz my mom loves Thai food, and also because she's gonna be the one paying, I couldnt say much.
Then the waitress produced something like this board game with a spinnable arrow and a chip at the starting point. Printed on the board were some of their side disheds and you get whatever your chip lands on for free. Unlucky Pat got us a glass of Pepsi.But at least now, we each had our own drink...;)
Soup first.
It tasted as if it was boiled with stale lobsters and prawns. There were lil rectangular bits floating about. I hope it was what I think it was.*cringes*
Then came the lasagne.
Pathetic,to sum up in a word. It tasted like baked baby's puke cooked with cheese.uuurrgghhh!!!
But dont expect their regular portion of lasagne.This is much smaller. No worries though, coz by the taste of it..too much is hazardous.
Apparently they ran out of the pan crust base. So it was either stuffed crust(rm 5 more) or the classic base. Bases aside, the pizza itself was a crying affair. Firstly, it was far from spicy. It was saucy though. The bits of stringy tuna looked like it had been previously chewed on and spat directly onto the pizza. Oh,but there was a galore of crabstich meat. You know, those reddish,pinkish stuff.
The only thing nice in that combo was the dessert,the trifle.
Anyone can make that. First, custard.then layer the top with breadcrumbs and crushed cream crackers (like the base of cheesecakes).Top it of with a layer of instant crystal jelly...there, aint that simple?
Suffice to say, I spent a looooong time in the toilet after that. Finished a whole issue of CLEO..no exaggeration here..
Reliving this tale of dietary torture is horrendous. I'm beginning to feel it in my mouth...yuck!
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