am i weird,or am i weird?
last christmas my cousin asked me if i thought she was weird..well,the first thing that came to my head was, hell, no!after all,she is related to me n i dont live in a family of weirdo's.....
but,in depth analysis made me realise that i am,in fact related to some weird people and n these mutated behavioral genes have been unfairly passed on to me and,as a result has been the root to some conflicts in everyday life.
i'll start with the most obvious weirdo,my uncle...well,life has treated him painfully before,but i dont see that as an excuse for him to bear cynicism in everything till now.okay,the reason i say he's weird is coz he's like a programmed robot.android.he's up.showered n all by 7.30,then he takes the newspapers in n reads a lil till 8 sharp.thats when he does breakfast.read papers in,watch tv,lunch at 1 sharp.afternoon nap at 2.up at 4,watches tv,reads the papers over again,showers,runs some errands,dinner at 8 sharp.tv,tv,tv till bout 11p.m.over n out.same cycle repeats daily.he answers the phone with a 'ya' or sometimes he picks up the phone n not say anything at all.no bye's,just the click of the phone.listens to the azan n sometimes even sings it at home,watches rtm 1 drama's(who in their right mind...?)...imitates the rhythm of the birds in the trees n has a habit of picking on children....there's more,i tell u.
there are also some who worry about everything else that others do n say.i suggest they clean up their backyard first,some who have a weird sense of humour,some sadists...oh well,i guess every family's got weird characters.
now that i've put some down,it's only fair that i put my freak side out in the open...after all,this site is about me,innit?lets see...how do i do this?okay...here r 10 things anyone who wants to hate me should have on their list...
1. i hate unpunctuality,n whatever reason will never justify it, even if ur dog died.it wouldnt matter as much if u called n inform me that you've been held up.i can 'merajuk' about this for hours..so be well forewarned.
2.i cant stand outfits that blatantly clash(in colour n in print),i think its disrespectful to the fashion conscious..eheheheh...no,kidding.but y would anyone intentionally wear stripes with checks?pinks n greens?geometrics n florals?i've seen them...swear to god!after muchof my laments n complaints,my housemates colour co-ordinate their outfits now,even with their bags sometimes n go "anu will be so proud"...yeah,i guess they already know how much it matters to me that ppl i know dont go about dressed like bozo the clown.
3.as much as i adore doggies,i hate the whiny,miniature breeds...the ones with hair all over their face n rnt independent.the one's that like to pretend being all cute n adorable n dont take instructions.the ones that are licky.gimme the macho breeds anytime,even those that threaten to lop your head off at an attempt to smile at them...;)
4.i hate bra straps that show....if u wanna wear spaghetti straps wear a strapless bra (or those innovative plastic straps,at least)...i dont think showing straps r a pretty sight...its like showing your g-string string(???) pretty disgusting dont u think?there's a reason y underwear is called UNDERWEAR..n VPL's r a no-no please....i know of a guy who finds it kinda sexy.....trust the guys to come up with that...
5.i obsess over clean toilets n hair free floors...mua housemates will eagerly affirm this.i find footprints on toilet floors n hair collected at the drain disgusting.to me,a person can be judged 95% based on the cleanliness n neatness factor..but now that i'm not living at home n are with ppl with other set of priorities,i'm very slowly learning to release myself of this obsession.
6.i love responsible people,those who can set their priorities n know their abilities n weaknesses,and act accordingly.but,i also like ppl who r willing to try new things n not be afraid of what the world may say or think.
coming to that,ppl that strive to be on everyone's good books when it's clearly against their own interest, irritate me.wimps piss me off.
7.like no.3,the same applies to people.girls that try to act all cute n poised n adorable get on my nerves.elegance is great,but not hello-kitty-cuteness please,unless ur 5.tough girls impress me.
8.i like girls who tie up their hair.it shows so much more of their face n expression.no one should ever hide behind their hair all the time....there's an occasion for everything.
9.i dislike obsession over looks n physique.moderate is good.vanity is the biggest sin anyone can commit..the world turns its back on you....
10.i dont like fussy ppl."i cant eat this,i cant eat that,i cant bathe with this shower cream,i cant use this shampoo,this isnt real fur,but this isnt a salvatore ferragamo deodrant,this isnt the right SPF,the sun is so hot n i dont have n umbrella"...anyone who utters these phrases or the likes deserve to be shot in the head.point blank.guys, when the goin gets tough,the tough gets goin,remember that n u'll enjoy life more!
so,tell me....am i weird?
but,in depth analysis made me realise that i am,in fact related to some weird people and n these mutated behavioral genes have been unfairly passed on to me and,as a result has been the root to some conflicts in everyday life.
i'll start with the most obvious weirdo,my uncle...well,life has treated him painfully before,but i dont see that as an excuse for him to bear cynicism in everything till now.okay,the reason i say he's weird is coz he's like a programmed robot.android.he's up.showered n all by 7.30,then he takes the newspapers in n reads a lil till 8 sharp.thats when he does breakfast.read papers in,watch tv,lunch at 1 sharp.afternoon nap at 2.up at 4,watches tv,reads the papers over again,showers,runs some errands,dinner at 8 sharp.tv,tv,tv till bout 11p.m.over n out.same cycle repeats daily.he answers the phone with a 'ya' or sometimes he picks up the phone n not say anything at all.no bye's,just the click of the phone.listens to the azan n sometimes even sings it at home,watches rtm 1 drama's(who in their right mind...?)...imitates the rhythm of the birds in the trees n has a habit of picking on children....there's more,i tell u.
there are also some who worry about everything else that others do n say.i suggest they clean up their backyard first,some who have a weird sense of humour,some sadists...oh well,i guess every family's got weird characters.
now that i've put some down,it's only fair that i put my freak side out in the open...after all,this site is about me,innit?lets see...how do i do this?okay...here r 10 things anyone who wants to hate me should have on their list...
1. i hate unpunctuality,n whatever reason will never justify it, even if ur dog died.it wouldnt matter as much if u called n inform me that you've been held up.i can 'merajuk' about this for hours..so be well forewarned.
2.i cant stand outfits that blatantly clash(in colour n in print),i think its disrespectful to the fashion conscious..eheheheh...no,kidding.but y would anyone intentionally wear stripes with checks?pinks n greens?geometrics n florals?i've seen them...swear to god!after muchof my laments n complaints,my housemates colour co-ordinate their outfits now,even with their bags sometimes n go "anu will be so proud"...yeah,i guess they already know how much it matters to me that ppl i know dont go about dressed like bozo the clown.
3.as much as i adore doggies,i hate the whiny,miniature breeds...the ones with hair all over their face n rnt independent.the one's that like to pretend being all cute n adorable n dont take instructions.the ones that are licky.gimme the macho breeds anytime,even those that threaten to lop your head off at an attempt to smile at them...;)
4.i hate bra straps that show....if u wanna wear spaghetti straps wear a strapless bra (or those innovative plastic straps,at least)...i dont think showing straps r a pretty sight...its like showing your g-string string(???) pretty disgusting dont u think?there's a reason y underwear is called UNDERWEAR..n VPL's r a no-no please....i know of a guy who finds it kinda sexy.....trust the guys to come up with that...
5.i obsess over clean toilets n hair free floors...mua housemates will eagerly affirm this.i find footprints on toilet floors n hair collected at the drain disgusting.to me,a person can be judged 95% based on the cleanliness n neatness factor..but now that i'm not living at home n are with ppl with other set of priorities,i'm very slowly learning to release myself of this obsession.
6.i love responsible people,those who can set their priorities n know their abilities n weaknesses,and act accordingly.but,i also like ppl who r willing to try new things n not be afraid of what the world may say or think.
coming to that,ppl that strive to be on everyone's good books when it's clearly against their own interest, irritate me.wimps piss me off.
7.like no.3,the same applies to people.girls that try to act all cute n poised n adorable get on my nerves.elegance is great,but not hello-kitty-cuteness please,unless ur 5.tough girls impress me.
8.i like girls who tie up their hair.it shows so much more of their face n expression.no one should ever hide behind their hair all the time....there's an occasion for everything.
9.i dislike obsession over looks n physique.moderate is good.vanity is the biggest sin anyone can commit..the world turns its back on you....
10.i dont like fussy ppl."i cant eat this,i cant eat that,i cant bathe with this shower cream,i cant use this shampoo,this isnt real fur,but this isnt a salvatore ferragamo deodrant,this isnt the right SPF,the sun is so hot n i dont have n umbrella"...anyone who utters these phrases or the likes deserve to be shot in the head.point blank.guys, when the goin gets tough,the tough gets goin,remember that n u'll enjoy life more!
so,tell me....am i weird?
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